Hi, Naraku's bro here, just want to share my poem I wrote this morning with you, hope you like it! And yes, it is based on And then there were none by Agatha Christie,
Ten little raiders were doing just fine
one of them got disconnect and then there were nine
Nine little raiders have been preparing a raid
one of them got RL stuff to do and then there were eight
Eight little raiders was praying to the heaven
one of them was AFK and then there were seven
Seven little raiders logged in after fix
one of them got nerfed a lot and then there were six
Six little raiders - all of them alive
one fell into hot lava and then there were five
Five little raiders were looking for some more
one of them was tired of that and then there were four
Four little raiders got world of Lich King free
but one of them moved to other realm and then there were three
Three little raiders wanted some realm firsts too
one of them got battleground up and then there were two
Two little raiders were with dungeon done
one of them ninjaed all the loot and then there were one
One little raider - when all others were gone -
in rage deleted his level 80 char - and then there were none
Ten little raiders
Re: Ten little raiders
That's good haha, gj !
''It's a friendly face from the country that gave you friendly fire.''
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Narim
Re: Ten little raiders
Thanks, if I create something simillar in the future, rest assured I will share that with ya.
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Narim
Re: Ten little raiders
That means they downed Lich King and now there is no ("free") Lich King. Sometimes you have to switch some word in order to do rhyme.
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Narim
Re: Ten little raiders
Because you like it here is sequel for you! Ten little raiders managed to build a group, but...
Ten little raiders finally build a group of raiders
well, there were only three of them and rest was from PUG players
PUG said they know all tactics and have a good gearscore
telling all around they've been raiding since Molten Core
After they got into Citadel - some of them alone
while others were waiting for lock's summoning stone
Raidleader initiated the very first ready check
four of them AFK, two miss clicked and one was "What the heck?"
Leading a raid has never been an easy stuff
I mean look at them – have wrong gems and no one with a buff
One missed all enchants; hit and agi for healer?
OMG, never seen before in WoW such a big failer!
Let's give it a try, nothing here can go bad
in fact people stood in a fire and none was nuking add
After the first wipe, excuses know for sure you do
- lags, shit tank, bugged – and healers are a slackers too
Three little raiders knew this work never may
told them "Go back to heroics and learn to fucking play!"
Ten little raiders finally build a group of raiders
well, there were only three of them and rest was from PUG players
PUG said they know all tactics and have a good gearscore
telling all around they've been raiding since Molten Core
After they got into Citadel - some of them alone
while others were waiting for lock's summoning stone
Raidleader initiated the very first ready check
four of them AFK, two miss clicked and one was "What the heck?"
Leading a raid has never been an easy stuff
I mean look at them – have wrong gems and no one with a buff
One missed all enchants; hit and agi for healer?
OMG, never seen before in WoW such a big failer!
Let's give it a try, nothing here can go bad
in fact people stood in a fire and none was nuking add
After the first wipe, excuses know for sure you do
- lags, shit tank, bugged – and healers are a slackers too
Three little raiders knew this work never may
told them "Go back to heroics and learn to fucking play!"
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Narim wrote: Raidleader initiated the very first ready check
four of them AFK, two miss clicked and one was "What the heck?"
Three little raiders knew this work never may
told them "Go back to heroics and learn to fucking play!"[/i]
LOVE THOSE LINES HAHAHAA
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Narim
Re: Ten little raiders
To be honest, not all PUGs are bad, but sometimes it drives you mad and you wish that you die/account expire/power went down.